Spank Bank n. 1. A memorable collection of mental images that one wishes to retain for the purpose of masturbation.
2. Porn collection
A Spank Bank is a reserve that can get you through when times are lean or when you get that lovin’ feelin’ and nobody is readily available. Spank Banks are filled with a variety of treasures as diverse as the account holder. It can include celebrities, work colleagues, old school crushes, friends, and even your friend’s spouses. Recently I overheard a conversation between two women where one was jealous of their partners Spank Bank and considered it cheating! I have to say that that is ridiculous! No one has the right to get upset about the catalogue of images an individual uses…with a few very obvious exceptions. Spank Bank terms and conditions include: using a friend or family member’s spouse/boyfriend/girlfriend, parent, or grown child. But this is only if you make the supremely moronic decision to share this mental archive with someone…which I DO NOT recommend doing even under the most drunken of circumstances. The exciting news is that originally men had exclusive rights to this term; however, I have heard an increasing number of women using it. So I feel it is my personal duty to all the women out there to share my spank bank in order to lead the charge for my female comrades.
My Spank Bank includes celebrities with George Clooney and Johnny Depp topping the list. My celebrity archive is not restricted to only these two men but tend to be the most consistently used in my mental archive. Next, I have a couple friends and old crushes. Now in order to protect the innocent I will divulge their names, just know that these individuals are fair game for your own personal bank. Finally, my Spank Bank holds images of previous lovers and experiences. Previous encounters work well for me, I think because they come from reality and are easier to draw from. The best part of the Spank Bank is that you can make a withdrawal anytime and you can add or remove its valuables at will. It can also be a great reserve that can improve your solo missions. As long as you follow the terms and conditions you will find that the Spank Bank is worth the investment and offers incredible returns!