The Who?

I’m selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can’t handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don’t deserve me at my best.” ~Marilyn Monroe

Marrie High School Glory
Me Circa 1988

Hi!  My name is Marrie {pronounced; MARY}

My Life in Cliff Notes:  Born and raised by my single father in Northern California  My past lives include retail mall rat, pre-school teacher, and ABA service coordinator for children with Autism and now an infamous blogger and freelance writer. I played out the American dream… got married, bought a house, had a child, got divorced. My current status according to Facebook , “married”  and {like the song goes} loving every minute of it!






Other Useless Factoids About Me:

  • I smoke, drink, curse and don’t apologize for it.
  • I’m a domestic Goddess, devoted mother and step mother, and totally Geekalicious.
  • Favorite Eats: Lays Plain Chips, Eggplant Parmesan, Pancit, Cupcakes, and bacon.
  • Quote and Music Junkie
  • Favorite Sport: Politics
  • Favorite Movies: Star Wars {all of them!}, Godfather 1 & 2, The Usual Suspects, The Blues Brothers, O’ Brother Where Art Thou, and James Bond flicks {minus the ones staring what’s his name…}

The What?

Dirty In Public is:

  • Mind-blowing lists that will notably improve your life
  • Opinions masquerading as fact
  • Candid advice on dating, sex,  & relationships
  • Unadulterated adult rants about pop culture,  politics, and other musings
  • ..and finally, a witty genius that boys and girls of all ages (if those ages happen to be 18+) can relate too

The Why?

Choose a job you love, and you will never have to work a day in your life. ~Confucius

…because life is too short to not do what you love

…because I wanted to create a life a little less ordinary

…to share tips and information with others on living a life a little less ordinary

…to inspire others to get in touch with their inner Dirty!

The How?

Become my BFF

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